Whether it’s for that bowl game party (which will sadly, yet again, be conspicuously absent of a Michigan game to watch) there’s no better time for guacamole than the frozen months of winter.

Notes:

• Beware khakis and cardigans: fresh avocado stains a pretty shade of green. An apron or serape is truly the suggested outwear for the completion of this recipe.
• This recipe serves 2-4 ravenous nowl-game viewers or 4-6 more polite holiday celebrants
• For larger servings and parties, retain the same avocado-to-lime ratio. It has been tested and approved at Cinco de Mayo up to twelve avocadoes.